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The Samantha Resolution

I am going by myself which is a bit terrifying because all my friends bailed. And tbh, this is one of this things that USUALLY I’d be like, “ok I just won’t go.” But you know what? I want to go. Really bad. And so I’m going to. So…suck it, society. I’m gonna go, have a few beers, listen to music that makes me happy, then come home. Rawr.

Finally did them! I feel accomplished. And late for work.

Finally did them! I feel accomplished. And late for work.

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dear samantha
i’m sorry
we have to get a divorce
i know that seems like an odd way to start a love letter but let me explain:
it’s not you
it sure as hell isn’t me
it’s just human beings don’t love as well as insects do
i love you.. far too much to let what we have be ruined by the failings of our species

i saw the way you looked at the waiter last night
i know you would never DO anything, you never do but..
i saw the way you looked at the waiter last night

did you know that when a female fly accepts the pheromones put off by a male fly, it re-writes her brain, destroys the receptors that receive pheromones, sensing the change, the male fly does the same. when two flies love each other they do it so hard, they will never love anything else ever again. if either one of them dies before procreation can happen both sets of genetic code are lost forever. now that… is dedication.

after Elizabeth and i broke up we spent three days dividing everything we had bought together
like if i knew what pots were mine like if i knew which drapes were mine somehow the pain would go away

this is not true

after two praying mantises mate, the nervous system of the male begins to shut down
while he still has control over his motor functions
he flops onto his back, exposing his soft underbelly up to his lover like a gift
she then proceeds to lovingly dice him into tiny cubes
spooning every morsel into her mouth
she wastes nothing
even the exoskeleton goes
she does this so that once their children are born she has something to regurgitate to feed them
now that.. is selflessness

i could never do that for you

so i have a new plan
i’m gonna leave you now
i’m gonna spend the rest of my life committing petty injustices
i hope you do the same
i will jay walk at every opportunity
i will steal things i could easily afford
i will be rude to strangers
i hope you do the same
i hope reincarnation is real
i hope our petty crimes are enough to cause us to be reborn as lesser creatures
i hope we are reborn as flies
so that we can love each other as hard as we were meant to.


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I used to be codswallop. Now I am just Samantha.

I am 22, I'm from Massachusetts, I live in North Carolina, I work full-time and go to school for Business (because I crave the doldrums of a predictable life) and I am charming. Ish.

I have a million blogs because my social life is consistently deteriorating :
and a blog where I actually type up some of my inane feelings versus just pictures of TV shows or puppies, Slamantha.

I post a lot of: my Great Dane Cadillac, Castle, Chuck, puppies, Power Rangers, food, Whose Line Is It Anyways?, Selena Gomez, the Boston Celtics, 90s nostalgia, anything funny, Disney stars, Joss Whedon, charts, Christmas (regardless of the month,) Harry Potter, Jack's Mannequin, and pretty things.



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